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This week on Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn go completely off the rails in the best way possible. From being totally unprepared and mentally fried to deep diving into the viral Netflix true crime documentary “The Crash” surrounding Mackenzie Shirilla, the conversation gets wild fast. They break down the shocking details of the case, debate whether the crash was intentional, react to the courtroom moments, discuss influencer culture, toxic relationships, Life360 evidence, and the internet’s obsession with true crime documentaries.

Then the episode takes a hard left turn into Bravo TV chaos, Summer House reunion drama, Vanderpump Rules memories, reality TV addictions, and David preparing for a Summer House watch party at The Block Jacksonville. Add in random conversations about spam emails, fence disputes, Hamptons real estate, and burgers, and you’ve got one of the most chaotic episodes yet.

If you love true crime, Netflix documentaries, Bravo drama, reality TV recaps, pop culture debates, and completely unfiltered conversations, this episode is for you.

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This is the lamest show ever.

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Hey everybody, and welcome back to another episode of Unapologetically Us. I am Jen.

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And I am David.

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And we have smooth. That's how you do it, David.

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And we have no clue what's about to happen because we're zero prepared.

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Zero prepared.

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Like, not at all. Like we don't even know why we're sitting there.

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We even went to lunch and couldn't even think about anything.

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We have no clue why we're even sitting in these chairs. Yeah. So this will probably be short.

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Kristen.

SPEAKER_00

So sorry. Keep your comments to yourself. Um. Yeah. So I did mention to Jen that I had watched a couple of documentaries. It's all on the same thing, though.

SPEAKER_02

Holy shit, David, watched a documentary, guys.

SPEAKER_00

I did, and I don't even know why I well it's been all it's been all over. But I've not seen it anywhere.

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I don't know what your algorithms look like, but it it it's I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Because it must be whenever I go to like search something. Um whenever I search something, that's all my entire feeds become. I don't know. So I've not seen anything, or if I did, I didn't know I did.

SPEAKER_02

Um was it because I'll get emails from Netflix saying, hey, this is coming up. Do you want a reminder?

SPEAKER_00

No.

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And so that helps me a lot.

SPEAKER_00

Because I'll put Yeah, but I don't check my email.

SPEAKER_02

You don't check your email, you don't check your mail, you don't check I I check my work email, but not my personal one.

SPEAKER_00

Um I think I'm finally down to 780 emails.

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Um edit, select all, delete.

SPEAKER_00

I can't. I I know for your personal email. There is a hundred percent uh business related things in there that I can't delete.

SPEAKER_02

Why are they in there?

SPEAKER_00

Because whenever I first started things, I had to set things up that for instance if if I Well why weren't those pushed into like a little uh sub they they are, but some of I get some emails monthly. So and I've changed most of the.

SPEAKER_02

But if you haven't checked the emails, it must not be that importante.

SPEAKER_00

But it's things that I need to file away for tax purposes when they become neck yeah. So yeah, it's just a whole thing. So I no, that can't happen. Um, so yeah, so I will eventually get down. I think I was almost up to 2,000.

SPEAKER_02

So I want to uh since we're talking about emails, like I love the emails that I get about prostate exams. Like, why do I get those emails? Yes, and it's not spelled like P-R-O-S-T-A-T-E. It's P-R-O underscore state exams. So of course it's a bot that's sending it, you know. But I've noticed now more that a lot of my emails have a underscore breaking the word in half.

SPEAKER_00

That's because it's spam.

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Some people I do not give the rights to sell my freaking.

SPEAKER_00

Some people are just dumb. They don't like d just do people in Abu Dhabi or wherever the hell they are, like, do they really think that we're not gonna notice people underscore? I guess like, oh, excuse my foot. Um, yeah. Like, do they really think I mean and I guess there are some dumb enough people out there?

SPEAKER_02

Because it's usually our senior citizens poor things. Like, my God.

SPEAKER_00

That's how they end up in the news. Uh, or broke that's how they end up in the news. Because they're broke, because they fell for seen one of those in a long, long time.

SPEAKER_02

Um I don't think I have either.

SPEAKER_00

I only watch it in the morning, so um, but yeah, so anyway, we watched the documentary. The first one that I watched, it was called The Crash. So it is about a girl, her name is Mackenzie.

SPEAKER_02

Mackenzie Sherilla.

SPEAKER_00

Sherilla. Um, and the dog's barking at something, so sorry about that. Not gonna edit that out. Um I don't think it picks her up. Sometimes it does, and sometimes it doesn't. Um, and so anyway, she it's called the crash because if you don't know and haven't heard about this in your algorithm of your social media since I had neither global news. I had never heard about it ever.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00

I because if it doesn't happen locally, if it doesn't happen locally or on like reality TV, I have zero.

SPEAKER_02

Lift up the Bravo Rock and you're gonna do it. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, I I clearly did because I've watched all there's four documentaries that I could find, and I've watched three.

SPEAKER_02

So I think I found a fifth one.

SPEAKER_00

Um where is that at?

SPEAKER_02

It's uh Alys uh uh Ellison Barber. She has the podcast called Allegedly.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

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Um, and she just had like a defense attorney sit in and to talk about it. It was a real short, like 20, 25 minutes podcast. But it was just seeing it from the lawyer side of it is basically what she was doing.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, okay. Well, so the the gist of the whole situation is this girl Mackenzie had her boyfriend and his best friend, I'm assuming best friend, uh, in the car, and they come around a corner, right blinker, seatbelt, apparently, which you can never see in any of the videos that there was a seatbelt on. But she goes around the corner just regular 20 miles an hour, whatever you would do, and then floors it to 100 miles an hour and slams into the corner of this building. And I think it happened at like it had to happen like about an hour before the 911 call happened. Um, because they said it was like 5 30-ish or so in the morning, and the phone call happened at like 6 15 in the morning.

SPEAKER_02

Well, it was in an industrial park.

SPEAKER_00

Right. But yeah, so it's not heavily trafficked or anything. Right. So I I mean, obviously, in my personal opinion, um, and she lived, they both died. Um, in my opinion, I she tried to kill herself and didn't care who was involved. And and possibly tried to kill the boyfriend along with her.

SPEAKER_02

I don't think she was suicidal at all.

SPEAKER_00

You don't?

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No.

SPEAKER_00

I think she was fucking psychotic.

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Oh, well duh.

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Yeah.

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I think, and this, you know, we ca in our generation, we have come up through everything. Right, we think we have. So we know how to adapt to not having internet or whatever and going back to old ways of doing things. Okay. Um the way that I've seen it was she was 17. I think he was 20.

SPEAKER_00

He was 20.

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And the friend was 19.

SPEAKER_00

I don't I don't recall how the friend was.

SPEAKER_02

I think her and the friend graduated in the same class. Like they had just graduated high school. Okay. So anyway.

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Yeah.

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Um, she was trying to be an influencer, and she seemed to have done pretty well for herself because she was receiving promo packs and stuff like that from Prada and Chanel and all this other stuff. So she was, you know.

SPEAKER_00

She was getting her name out there.

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Getting her name out there. Something that we don't do right now.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. We just do this, and if you see it, if you see it.

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Congratulations.

SPEAKER_00

I think, I think you, me, and our friend Alyssa, all three actually shared last week's episode. We did, and I think. For the first time ever.

SPEAKER_02

Well, right. But uh, we also did see a little bit of a bump on anyway, anyway. Sorry.

SPEAKER_00

Sorry. Well, you said we don't, we, and because we don't. So anyway.

SPEAKER_02

We just don't have the time. We'll get there one day when Jen buys a laptop, which is coming down the pipeline. Anyway, continue. Anyway, um, so she was um 17, getting the deals, whatever, and moving on her way to um becoming a really good um influencer or whatever.

SPEAKER_00

A bigger following, that kind of deal.

SPEAKER_02

Right. And then the boyfriend had already graduated, but he was interested in like real estate and he was already trading stocks on Bitcoin and like other things. So like that's how he was making his living, but also was wanting to start a fashion line or whatever.

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Yeah.

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Great dreams for these kids.

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Get it.

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Um, and I feel like the internet has definitely helped kids like coming out of high school that don't want to go to college or whatever, to get into those um avenues that they're really wanting to do. But I think he was the moneymaker. He was the moneymaker, and she just hadn't hit that hit that point yet. And uh just from the text messages and all this other stuff, like my god, talk about toxicity, talk about a Bravo show. Nothing against these kids, they did lose their life, but I I just I wish kids those age just didn't depend so heavily on what everybody else thought. And that's another thing, like even us, like we had bullies as kids and stuff like that too, and I feel like she fit into that bully role a lot too.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, she did because even even like to him, like right, because of her stardom. Right, but you know, but I mean, come on, we've seen plenty of stars in our in our radio days that have come and gone. Yeah, like they're they're nowhere to be found, and it's because they're fucking assholes to someone.

SPEAKER_02

It's not a matter of assholes, it's just they become they couldn't live.

SPEAKER_00

Right, or the ones that some of them are still there, and I mean I wouldn't spend a penny on a song they've ever put out because I they're just some of them might we've dealt with them in a professional manner. I'm just like, mm-hmm, no, that's not for me. You know, yeah, do they put out great music? Sure. Do they do great things on TV? Yes, but I've seen them without a camera. So is it I don't know, did I get them on off day, or was that their real life? I don't know. But same point is they blow up and become these different people. Now, would she have been?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. But so do you think 15 to life was enough? Do you think she intentionally murdered them?

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Yes.

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Really?

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Yes. Yes. So you But I think she tried to kill herself in addition.

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Like, I don't I d but I didn't see from what her friend said in some of her videos and that other stuff. Like, she's she never was like, I'm gonna end it all or whatever.

SPEAKER_00

No, she never said that. She never said that, but she said that you know there was plenty of times that she said on when they had those four phone recordings that she was gonna wreck the car.

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There was one time.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. And then how many the phone calls that he started recording her when he was she was at his house trying to get in? Well, first of all, psycho. First of all, she's like, I live here. That no, you don't. You live with your parents, you're 17.

SPEAKER_02

No, she moved in with them.

SPEAKER_00

I I understand that, but you have no rights. You're 17.

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True.

SPEAKER_00

Well, what is she gonna call the the cops for what? For what go home to your parents? There they're you do not live here. You might think you live here, but you don't. Like, she was psychotic, I get it, but I truly think she tried to kill everybody. I don't really think she tried to kill the friend.

SPEAKER_02

Right, but that's the that's the one that's like the oddball out.

SPEAKER_00

It's like he was just there and I think collateral damage. I think she was that far gone that she didn't give a fuck what was gonna happen to who.

SPEAKER_02

So there was a TikToker that I saw because once this the crash came out or whatever on Netflix, and she lives in Strongsville, Ohio. Um she took the road like and and videoed it or whatever, and it's literally the straightest straightaway that you could possibly see. Um, you know, and she's like, you would have to intentionally like do it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because the car veered off the street.

SPEAKER_02

So you saw, did you see where they said that the wheel turned 142 degrees and all the other scientific stuff of down a hundred percent like to the floor? Um maybe her Prada slipper got stuck, you know. That's what they were thinking too.

SPEAKER_00

But yeah, but I don't buy any of that.

SPEAKER_02

Then the whole pots thing.

SPEAKER_00

But why was she but right, get the fuck out of here. All of a sudden, mom, okay, I and I get it. If if that was you or I, our parents would go to bat for us 100%. They would be pulling shit out of the sky. Like one time I remember he passed out, so how could that be something? Like you But they should if that was the case, they should have brought a doctor on, I really think. Well, right, but why was that okay? How did they know? How did they know that she had pots? Please tell me that. We took her to the doctor. When? Where's the medical report? Because there was no evidence saying that she ever had it. That was the other thing that I noticed too. Hello, if you're gonna come and say this shit, prove it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_00

We we know that was bullshit. So, I mean, whatever. Your mom was trying to save your ass. Didn't work.

SPEAKER_02

What did you think of the parents?

SPEAKER_00

They're full of shit. They're just the dumbest boxes of rocks.

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They just turned blind eye.

SPEAKER_00

Did you did you see here, did you hear what, and I don't remember what documentary it was. I it might have been in all of them that I've seen.

SPEAKER_02

The one on Hulu did not have the parents in it at all.

SPEAKER_00

The one on Netflix did the one at Netflix did, and I think the one that I watched on HBO- The Killer Crashes? Uh no. The one I watched on HBO Max was um The Mean Girls one. Mean Girls Murder.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I watched that one last night.

SPEAKER_00

Were the parents in that one? They were in at least two of them, and I've only seen three.

SPEAKER_02

It wasn't in that one. Okay, well, point me. Because that one was only like 40 minutes.

SPEAKER_00

It was when the mom so it was when she read the letter and then the mom came up and addressed the judge.

SPEAKER_02

That was that one. Okay, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. And but Oh my god. Are you kidding me? Oh my god. He's a new friend. The motherfucker lost his life. What do you mean? She's just as fucking psycho as her daughter. Bottom line.

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Another thing that I noticed uh when she would do her little modeling things, you know, like she had like a walk-in closet or whatever, so she would set up her thing. Well, she would also like smoke in the house, too. And I'm like, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00

So it's just uh I don't that's okay, so to my understanding, that's a very common thing. If you smoke, you smoke if you sm if you smoke, you smoke in your house.

SPEAKER_01

Weed.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, very common. You don't go outside, depending on where you live, like you don't go in smoking on your patio, because then it smells, then the cops can come, blah blah blah. Somebody will call about drugs. You smoke it in your house. Just that's just how life is. Now, unless you live on acreage, which they did not, they live next door.

SPEAKER_02

I'm just saying that the parents just let her do whatever she wanted.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

But was that her house or his house?

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That was her parents' house.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, but they even the judge asked, and they were like, Yeah, we know.

SPEAKER_02

I must have missed that one. That might have been the third one.

SPEAKER_00

But what I what I uh the other reason that I feel like it was intentional was the friend that came in and testified with, or I don't know if it was real testify. They didn't I don't think they really testified. They were just talking to the investigators. The came the red jacket? Yeah. So he was connected to th Life 360 to to one of the boys. Um, and then there was another somebody else had evidence stating that she was at that location three days ago.

SPEAKER_02

She did a dry run. Why?

SPEAKER_00

And and you do that it was intentional, right?

SPEAKER_02

But here's my other thing is like did the boys not know when she turned down this road, like something's off like that.

SPEAKER_00

That's probably why the wheel was turned, to be honest with you. I think they were trying to save their lives. Yeah. I do agree with whoever said that. I don't know if it was the narrator or or the defense attorney. Um prosecutor. Yeah, prosecutor, sorry. Um, yeah, I somebody said it. And and I I do believe that that probably could have happened. Um and I could also, if they had a camera in that car, I bet you she would have had a fucking big smile on her face. Just pressed all the way fucking down. Truly.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, so going back to the pots thing, okay.

SPEAKER_00

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02

Because I just I I want to know what how you feel. If you were to pass out, okay? Okay. Because that's one of the things that happens with pots or whatever, like with blood pressures and whatnot, does this stay down?

SPEAKER_00

No. Are you sure? Uh I am pretty sure. Your body would go limp. What if she had a seizure? I mean, I I no, I don't I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I I truly don't think that it would so because my oh I always think of, you know, with the wheel, the turn, and then shifting into neutral and drive and all this stuff. It's when I heard the shift that it shifted into neutral and then back into drive. That's when I was like, mmm.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

If it would have stayed in neutral, then it would have been a little bit different. Then it would be. But there was not.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

There was not. Pots, the only thing pots in her was weed.

SPEAKER_02

David's I mean this isn't a laughing matter.

SPEAKER_00

It's not because people died. Yes. But she's fucking psycho.

SPEAKER_02

What did you think of her jailhouse interview?

SPEAKER_00

I thought it was a load of shit. I I didn't believe anything that she said. She just looked truly like a mean girl sitting there, like no big deal.

SPEAKER_02

Did you see the part where she kind of segued to her lawyer?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And was like, I don't wanna whatever and mess anything up. I'm like, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_00

Right. Hello? Yeah. So we didn't want to mess anything up? What? Your chance of parole?

SPEAKER_02

Now, did she get two 15 to life? Okay, so And concurrent is back to back.

SPEAKER_00

No. It's it's it's at the same time. Okay. So she got two 15 years to life concurrently. So they're running at the same time. So she'll get out.

SPEAKER_02

And she also got time served.

SPEAKER_00

Right, but so which I don't think that was that long.

SPEAKER_02

Say that again. Concurrently what?

SPEAKER_00

Concurrent is at the same time.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

The other one, it would be 15-15, total of 30, but then chance of parole.

SPEAKER_02

Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_00

So with her, she's gonna get out what 33-ish? Well, chance of parole. She she may not get out.

SPEAKER_02

36, I think.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

No, yeah, 36.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Before 40. I mean, yeah. She can still get out and have a full life. Right. So, I mean, hopefully people have seen her documentaries and stay the hell away. But um, yeah. I I don't know that she's gonna get pearled. Um, she's apparently been a troublemaker.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, in the in the jail.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I've heard. No, I have not seen any reports or anything like that. So I'm gonna have to go back and like look to see when this all came out in the news because remember, I didn't I just saw these documentaries. Yeah, it happened in 22 and then Was it 22? Yeah, they graduated in 22 and it happened right after. Right. Shortly after. She was sentenced in 23.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. So, um, yeah, it's just fucking psycho. Like, I just don't understand.

SPEAKER_02

What did you think about the uh Halloween costumes?

SPEAKER_00

Okay, so there was explanation behind it.

SPEAKER_02

Right, from the friend.

SPEAKER_00

And and I do kind of believe that. I don't know that it's not the time or the place.

SPEAKER_02

It was only three months after.

SPEAKER_00

I get it, but you know, I I mean, I I I don't know. I mean, I guess you try to have the normalest life as possible. I mean, I've never killed somebody and pretended I didn't. So like I mean, I know I mean, this has nothing to do or remotely the same thing, but like when my mom passed away, I mean, as quick as possible, I tried to pretend that everything was perfectly fine. Was it? No. Did I believe it at times? Yes. Yeah. But no. You know? So I could only imagine somebody that killed somebody is gonna try to Nonetheless two people. Right. And become as normal as possible.

SPEAKER_02

I wonder if her parents still live there.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I don't know. We'll have to check. Um I also don't know what I was about to say. There's that.

SPEAKER_02

Um I did have another thought, but what?

SPEAKER_01

Your brain fried?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Mine is too.

SPEAKER_02

I do have a question, and this comes on more of a real estate piece of it. We'll break away from the crash right now. It might come back.

SPEAKER_00

It depends on the state. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

It's about my property.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02

The fence. What about it? I've asked a couple different people. The property behind me is owned by a LLC. Obviously, they own other properties. It's considered a flipper country company. Company. The fence needs to get replaced.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Whether it's my fence, their fence, whose fence, I don't know 100%. I know I replaced it the last time, but at this point I'm gonna be like, yo.

SPEAKER_01

Just put it in inside your yard.

SPEAKER_02

How do I get a hold of this company to see if they would be willing to split the cost?

SPEAKER_01

Look them up.

SPEAKER_02

I did. And when I look up the company, it's like we'll just say it's Smith LLC. Okay. Okay. It'll say Smith Pro Cleaning, Smith uh construction. When I look up that particular one under the city and city documents or the county documents, it doesn't give a contact information of whatever.

SPEAKER_00

It's not gonna give people's information, it's gonna give their name though.

SPEAKER_02

There's no it's just no blank LLC. I'll show you. Perfect. See, he's good for something.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'll show you.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Uh and so where are you going on Tuesday again?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I'm gonna go to the block.

SPEAKER_02

And for what reason?

SPEAKER_00

So because you know, Jen has made mention a cut time or two about Bravo TV that I liked.

SPEAKER_02

And the last thing I watched on Bravo was probably Vanderpomp before all the segmented spin-offs. So that was probably a good ten years ago.

SPEAKER_00

No, it wasn't, because that fiasco you were watching.

SPEAKER_02

So five years ago.

SPEAKER_00

So that was the only show I watched. That's a lie. It was not five years ago. It might have been two years ago or so.

SPEAKER_02

Whatever. I caught up on Vanderpop. Right. And that was it.

SPEAKER_00

So, and now they're canceled. Um, well, that show they scrapped the entire cast and tried to bring it back, and it lasted a season, and they're that's gone. But now she's about to do another one in Vegas. Oh from a restaurant that I've been to, and do the same thing again. So it probably will not land either. But anyway, so at the block, um, basically the same thing that happened on Vanderpump rules, kind of the same thing happened. But in the Hamptons. In the Hamptons on Summer House.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, it's is anybody else a Summer House uh fan?

SPEAKER_00

I mean, it could it doesn't even have to be just Summer House, it could be anything. Um I mean, but I watched they had Winter House, I watched that. I had watched Summer House.

SPEAKER_02

Is there Spring House and Fall House?

SPEAKER_00

No, but there is um there is another Summer House, but it's like a I it might have got cancelled, I don't know. I didn't watch it. Um yeah, so but they're the reunion is coming and it's supposed to be really explosive. So the block is doing a block party or a watch party. Wait, but it's a reunion, like what it's a reunion where they all sit on the couch and all talk to one another. And so David thinks there's gonna be a ton of people there.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna need a picture.

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna send a picture. It's Tuesday.

SPEAKER_02

What time?

SPEAKER_00

Um, so the reunion starts at eight, but the pre-festivities are at seven.

SPEAKER_02

They close at nine.

SPEAKER_00

Nope. They're closing at ten.

SPEAKER_02

Oh boy, on a Tuesday. Welcome back. Hi. See, I I got me a summer bath.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah. She got a second one, too. Oh, but yeah, so that is gonna be Tuesday. I'll let you know how it is. Should be very dramatic.

SPEAKER_02

What's what's gonna be on your feet? Food menu. What are you getting this time? Um, uh I'm telling you, go get a burger.

SPEAKER_00

I think maybe it was really good. Was it okay? I think I'll have to do one of those since I've had a dog in nachos. So, yeah, probably a burger.

SPEAKER_02

What else is left for you to try? The Mediterranean place, the Asian one. Like actually get a spot. There's a Latin one?

SPEAKER_00

That's next to it. Next to what? It's Latin food, Asian food, burgers.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

And then tacos and barbecue.

SPEAKER_02

And wieners.

SPEAKER_00

And ice cream, wieners, and there's barbecue? Yeah. What and um, and then the last one is the Mediterranean salad pita place.

SPEAKER_02

Damn, I missed out on a lot.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm. So yeah, I'm gonna um I'm gonna go. Your hair will be done by then. You should join.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

It's gonna be a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I bet. I'm gonna go to a thing that I've never even watched one episode of.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, I'm sure they're gonna do a highlight reel or something before.

SPEAKER_02

Of ten seasons?

SPEAKER_00

It only is related to like the last couple.

SPEAKER_02

I understand that, but that's not gonna catch me up on anything. You tried to explain to me at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_00

You just gotta you just gotta start with these.

SPEAKER_02

Rehab, and oh my god. Yeah, you just gotta watch that what you live for.

SPEAKER_00

What?

SPEAKER_02

Is that drama?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because it's not in my life. So I like drama, just not in my life. Yeah. I'm like, shit, my life's better than that.

SPEAKER_02

We just don't have the money.

SPEAKER_00

Right. But neither do they in real life. Like, I mean, uh that's let's yes, they get paid to be on the show and to put so yes, they do have money now. But like when they started out, they did not have money.

SPEAKER_02

They were going to the Hamptons. That's expensive.

SPEAKER_00

Not for them. They were on a TV show. You think they paid for?

SPEAKER_02

They started the TV show.

SPEAKER_00

Right. And that's why they were in such a shitty house in the beginning, and the production people put them in a better house, and that's where it stayed. And it's now for sale. And it's now also you can bid to go and live in the house for a night and watch the reunion there.

SPEAKER_02

Wow.

SPEAKER_00

But you have to bid on it, so it's probably gonna be like $150,000.

SPEAKER_02

I can't believe people were that obsessed with that kind of stuff. Like, would you do that if you had the money?

SPEAKER_00

If I had the money, 100%. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I'm over here, like, I would just like to meet so-and-so, whatever.

SPEAKER_00

David's like, I I mean, I would like to meet the people too, but just to be at the house, I would rather I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Would you like mock not mock the house, but look around?

SPEAKER_00

Well, no, I mean, okay, so it's for sale right now. So I just went on the internets and found the house and looked at all the pictures because a lot of the house is blocked off. Like the doors are locked and stuff, so you can't get into it. It's a it's a a true rental house.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

So, um, yeah, they like when they first went into this house, like the first season, they had certain rooms that were open, and then they came back the next one. They're like, um, we don't have we're down a room, so they had to make it work.

SPEAKER_02

Why why?

SPEAKER_00

Why wouldn't they owners the owners locked that room? It's an Airbnb. You've never been in an Airbnb that had locked rooms that you can't get into because it's their personal belongings.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, or whatever it is.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. So that's how, yeah. Like it has a whole movie theater. That never showed up on the on the uh shows. And the pool house that's back there, they're only allowed on the porch. You've never seen the inside of it. But I mean, you can see the inside of it online. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Nice.

SPEAKER_00

And I I don't remember how much it's for sale for, but I want to say it's like 3.5 or so.

SPEAKER_02

Well, excuse me, let me just go rub my two pennies.

SPEAKER_00

And I don't I don't know that it's And wish in a well. I think that's more of I mean it's a very nice house, don't get me wrong, and I don't know anything about the Hamptons, but I'm sure they're paying for the location and you know, more so than the house. In my opinion, I don't know. But yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That's all I got.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, me too. So I don't have anything random to talk to you about.

SPEAKER_02

Well that'll wrap it up, guys.

SPEAKER_01

See you next week.