EP 36 - Plastic Detox or Total BS

In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn recap their Easter celebration filled with family, food, and way too many desserts, before diving into a brutally honest and hilarious breakdown of the Netflix documentary The Plastic Detox. What starts as a simple conversation about plastic exposure quickly turns into a full-on debate about modern health trends, everyday habits, and how much any of it actually matters.

From holiday food overload and favorite dishes to strong opinions on plastics, infertility research, and whether changing your lifestyle is even realistic, this episode blends humor, real talk, and unfiltered reactions. The conversation shifts into relatable relationship moments, including everyday “icks,” pet peeves, and the small habits that can instantly annoy you. It is raw, funny, and completely relatable for anyone navigating relationships, health trends, and everyday life.

If you enjoy podcasts about relationships, lifestyle debates, trending documentaries, and real conversations with no filter, this episode is for you.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:09

Hey everybody and welcome back to another episode of Unapologetically Us the podcast. I'm David.

SPEAKER_00 0:14

And I'm Jen.

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I won't easily.

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Happy Easter.

SPEAKER_03 0:17

Oh yeah, happy Easter.

SPEAKER_00 0:19

Um so we went to David's family again.

SPEAKER_03 0:23

Oh yeah, to eat with a bunch of people.

SPEAKER_00 0:27

So much food.

SPEAKER_03 0:28

And I'm still fat.

SPEAKER_00 0:29

I know. So much food. But it was really, really good. So thank you guys for inviting me and my sister. Um what was your favorite? Or do you even have a favorite?

SPEAKER_03 0:38

No, but somebody brought cabbage this time and that was I don't know who made it.

SPEAKER_00 0:44

Um Sheila.

unknown 0:46

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 0:46

I'm the one that picked it up and out and put it in the city. Oh, and you put it on the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:50

So, but normally we don't have cabbage, or if we do, I don't recall it for for Easter anyway. Um it was really good.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

It's good for your belly.

SPEAKER_03 0:59

Oh yeah. Oh, I'm gonna go get a cabbage on my way home.

SPEAKER_00 1:01

Yeah. Well, you do realize that sauerkraut is I understand that.

SPEAKER_03 1:05

It's the stuff it's in I can't do. I can't no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 1:10

The vinegar?

SPEAKER_03 1:11

Yeah, I can't do it.

SPEAKER_00 1:13

What what kind do you like vinegar-based barbecue sauces or mustard-based barbecue sauces?

SPEAKER_03 1:19

Mustard based? I don't do much vinegar of any kind. Except chips.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

Chips. When you put one in your mouth and you breathe in real heavily, and then you feel like you might die.

SPEAKER_03 1:34

Stuff that and this is strange because I love pickled stuff. But I do not like sauerkraut. I don't like kimchi. I it's all the other stuff in it. I just can't do.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

Maybe your palate's changing, because you know, I told you before that it changes every couple years.

SPEAKER_03 1:52

But that's those are some things that I'm not gonna see if my palate changed.

SPEAKER_00 1:57

I can always still try it.

SPEAKER_03 1:59

No. I'm good. I'm good on that.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

Your dad.

unknown 2:03

What?

SPEAKER_00 2:03

And that plate of desserts.

SPEAKER_03 2:05

Oh my lord. But that's he does it all the time.

SPEAKER_00 2:07

He's he to you know what he told me? He said, what? I haven't had had desserts in years.

SPEAKER_03 2:14

Well, since I said Since the last holiday.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

That was Thanksgiving!

SPEAKER_03 2:18

Well since November.

SPEAKER_00 2:21

Um I guess it was a different year.

SPEAKER_03 2:24

Or or Christmas. Still different year.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:27

Um but anyway. Um but and he's not the only one. They all do it over there with these dessert plates, and I'm I I get what I want. I mean, uh yeah, and what we thought we got was a small looking plate, and it was still too much for us.

SPEAKER_00 2:42

Yeah. So I don't know how I don't know. Anyway, dude, I'm I'm still feeling the sugar rush a little bit, like just yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:50

I'll go home and coma toast. What was your favorite?

SPEAKER_00 2:53

The co the corn.

SPEAKER_03 2:54

Oh, Ant Len's corn casserole.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

Yes, it's so good. Like even that's like sweet enough to be a dessert too.

SPEAKER_03 3:00

Oh, see, it's sweet.

SPEAKER_00 3:02

I thought it was.

SPEAKER_03 3:03

I've never eaten it.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

Why?

SPEAKER_03 3:04

I don't like corn. I don't like corn really.

SPEAKER_00 3:08

Like I do put it in a couple of things, but I it's made with I think it's made of some corn meal.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

Probably. There's corn in it though, right?

SPEAKER_00 3:17

Yeah, there's like corn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll see it tomorrow.

SPEAKER_03 3:19

But she probab she probably uses um like sweet cream of corn. Um, see, that's not but you like corn nuggets? I do. Um, but it has to be in ranch. I don't like the sweetness of it. It it that drives me nuts, but there's nothing I can do about it.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

Oh my god. I could just eat a plane.

SPEAKER_03 3:39

No, if I eat corn, it's you don't like corn on the cob? Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_00 3:44

Too messy for you?

SPEAKER_03 3:45

No, it just gets stuck in my teeth. So I that's and done. I haven't had a piece of corn on the cob in an easy 12 years. If not longer. Yo yeah, it no, there's that's not even an option. No option. I do I I will eat corn, like they make fiesta corn in a um can.

SPEAKER_00 4:06

Do you like Mexican corn?

SPEAKER_03 4:08

With Mexican corn, it's probably the same as it's like street corn.

SPEAKER_00 4:12

Like with is it coquita cheese or cajita cheese?

SPEAKER_03 4:16

I don't know. But so we've had where did we get that? We got some it was in a bowl.

SPEAKER_00 4:22

The bro the brochachos, guys.

SPEAKER_03 4:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. So if it's in a bowl, off the cob, I will eat it as long as it's not sweet. Yeah, very, very specific rules when it comes to me and corn. Yeah. So, um yeah, but the food was good.

SPEAKER_00 4:46

Yeah. So um like I was telling Shannon driving back, I was like, you know, when you looked at our plates after we like we got all the the food and stuff, I mean, I think I had two pieces of ham, which I'm not a big ham eater, but I did it. I was a big girl today. And like a full plate of just nothing but sides.

SPEAKER_03 5:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:08

And you look at it, right? And let's just say you were doing the tracking it, right?

SPEAKER_03 5:15

Oh, yeah. How would you even do that? Somebody needed to take a picture.

SPEAKER_00 5:19

The amount of carbs that I just ingested between the mac and cheese, the potato salad, I had beans, I had um the corn, what do you what is it? The corn soup casserole? Oh, I call it a souffle, whatever. I think it's the same thing. Um yeah. Yeah, I'm just like, Jesus, good lord.

SPEAKER_03 5:41

And there was some other stuff that I was gonna get, but I ended up not getting. I ran out of room.

SPEAKER_00 5:45

So on the plate.

SPEAKER_03 5:46

Yeah, and I wasn't going back for something.

SPEAKER_00 5:48

And then when you felt the plate, you're like, oh my god, but we sure should finish it all.

SPEAKER_03 5:52

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:52

I did.

SPEAKER_00 5:53

Now I'm doing a little scraping.

SPEAKER_03 5:55

There was something that was missing this year, and I completely understand. Um, it was something that my aunt used to make. Um, and my cousin.

SPEAKER_00 6:03

Which one? Jo?

SPEAKER_03 6:04

Yeah, my Aunt Jo. So she used to make it. Um, well, she made potato salad and it was like a pasta salad, but she used spaghetti noodles. Um it yeah. Anyway, it was just something that we've always had. And my cousin made it last year, and it she's coming up on a year that she's been gone, and it was just a little too much. So she didn't do it this year. Maybe she'll do it again next year, or I'll get the recipe and make it.

SPEAKER_00 6:29

Um or you've had my mom's pasta salad.

SPEAKER_03 6:32

Nothing can touch my aunt.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

Totally understand.

SPEAKER_03 6:36

Yeah, nothing can touch my aunts. It's like, I mean, we would used to go to blows for leftovers.

SPEAKER_00 6:41

Okay, you guys go to blows for for the blueberry pie.

SPEAKER_03 6:45

Um there's certain things that you will find.

SPEAKER_00 6:47

Now we're just making two so that everybody can have.

SPEAKER_03 6:50

Easter always has two. Are you serious? The other holidays only have one. And it's because of the quantity of desserts that come. Like she she knows that there's not as many desserts on Easter than there is the other holidays, so that's why she does two. And yeah, that's what I at least that's what I remember. I could be wrong, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

But makes sense. Because I mean Shannon and I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_03 7:15

There wasn't a lot, and I didn't eat anything that y'all brought because I was too full. I mean, I have even was it even open?

SPEAKER_00 7:22

Look, look, mister. All I know I mean, I would have eaten the tulips that we brought, they were starting to open as we sat there. That was about Oh, really? Um Shannon brought like a little strawberry and cheese Danish, and then I got the lemon cake that you told me to get.

SPEAKER_03 7:37

Yeah, and didn't touch it.

SPEAKER_00 7:39

Didn't touch it, but I mean that banana pudding.

SPEAKER_03 7:42

Oh, yeah, that was that was unreal. Yeah, that was what did it for me.

unknown 7:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:46

Um, okay, so you asked me last week to watch Pl the Plastic Detox.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

I need to preface this because the way you came at me.

SPEAKER_03 7:59

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 8:00

The way you came at me at Easter lunch today, I didn't know if you were pissed off that I made you watch it.

SPEAKER_03 8:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:09

Because you said that's the only thing that we're talking about, or if it was truly because you just had didn't have time to find other things to talk about. Um I'm not going to lie, it was a little boring.

SPEAKER_03 8:21

Oh, I fell asleep. I took a two-hour nap in the middle of it. Just saying.

SPEAKER_00 8:27

I mean, the old lady is a little, yeah.

unknown 8:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 8:31

So anybody that has watched this, you can kind of follow along. And if you haven't and you plan to turn us off until you watch it. Um just and maybe it doesn't matter. I don't know. I don't know. So what did you what did you really get from this, please tell me? Because all it the whole show, we talked, I thought it in the beginning. I'm like, okay, so now we're gonna we're gonna learn about what is the plastics that we don't see. Like this bottle is a no-no, clearly. We know that. Correct. Wearing these is a no-no. Uh-huh. Wearing our clothes is a no-no. Sitting in this chair is probably a no-no. Right.

SPEAKER_00 9:14

Everything. It's kind of it's more or less to to kind of make you realize like excuse me. Jesus. It's still a little indigestine. Um everything has plastics. But it's a matter of how much exposure you have to it.

SPEAKER_03 9:32

Right. I get that.

SPEAKER_00 9:33

And like our coffee K cups.

SPEAKER_03 9:36

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:37

I mean nothing but plastic. But look at how it's done.

SPEAKER_03 9:40

Did you see the thing with the cans? They put the can in the in in, I don't know what it was. It had to have been some type of a chemical, but they put the soda can, the beer can, you know, different things. Okay, so they stuck it in in some solution.

SPEAKER_00 9:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 9:57

The bottom ring, the top ring, were aluminum. The rest of the can turned to clear plastic.

SPEAKER_00 10:05

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 10:07

So that's what you're drinking out of when you drink any of these items.

SPEAKER_00 10:10

Right. So So everything. Everything. So basically everything is the plastic. And your dad made a a good point, you know, because plastic, the majority of plastics back when we were growing up was made out of petroleum.

SPEAKER_03 10:24

Oil. Right.

SPEAKER_00 10:25

And that's where a lot of not sticky oil. Oh my god, this is the oil still. Um, and so that's where a lot of our dosing came in or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 10:38

Oh, yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_00 10:39

And if you talk to friends of ours or whatever, who and a lot of this had to back up with like infertility and like the plastics that we were consuming. I don't want any kids. He doesn't want any kids. Yeah, we don't do kids. We're good. Obviously, from previous episodes, you know we don't do kids. But that was basically the story behind it. Like they they test market or they researched four different couples that were having infertility problems.

SPEAKER_03 11:07

There was more than four, but I think there was like up to five or six. They followed four of them very closely, and the other two they didn't. Right. But but they gave them all the same box exercise. Yes. You know, from what they the care package that they sent. Okay, well, first of all, all she said was, you're gonna see how much plastic, the blah, blah, blah. I didn't know this was an hour and 32 minutes of people's infertility journeys that I could give two shits if they can have a kid about.

SPEAKER_00 11:38

Like, that's why as good as I started this thing, right?

SPEAKER_02 11:41

Second that she ever said, watch this again. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you have to trust me.

SPEAKER_00 11:48

You have to trust me because I did not know that that's what it was either.

SPEAKER_02 11:51

Oh, you did it.

SPEAKER_00 11:52

I did it. I thought you had already watched it. No, I watched it the same day you did.

SPEAKER_02 11:56

Yesterday.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 11:57

Oh, okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:58

So I did think that I'm not going to set you up just to Well, that's a lie to. But no, no, no. I wanted us to both kind of watch it and just realize how much plastic we have. But I didn't. Or utensils or cooking utensils.

SPEAKER_03 12:15

Right. Bowls that we used to use. I will tell you. So most of my utensils to cook are most of them are bamboo or wood. There's no plastic for me. But I do have some, a lot of things that I do use that do have the plastic in it.

SPEAKER_00 12:35

Right.

SPEAKER_03 12:35

And and they heat up. So that's the purpose of the thing.

SPEAKER_00 12:39

Right. No, trust me. I did not know anything. Like, I didn't watch this and go, oh, let's have David watch an hour and a half long journey of four or five couples that are having infertility problems. I did not know it.

SPEAKER_03 12:52

I was thinking what the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 12:53

10 minutes in, and I'm like, fuck, he's gonna kill me.

SPEAKER_03 12:58

I texted some other people and I'm like, I can't wait for this. I can't wait. So is that is that why you came at me? Yes. I'm like, you bitch, you had me watch this fertility shit. Like I did not know.

SPEAKER_00 13:13

So I swear.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

When when when we talked about watching it, I honestly thought you had already watched it at that point. No. I did not know, and we didn't, I didn't ask and you didn't say. So I just assumed you're telling me to watch it. Because I know you do watch documentaries. Right. Normally I only watch like what would be considered I guess what would be considered a um a memoir, like in a book, like an autobiography kind of thing. I'll watch For a biography. A biography, yes, but I'll watch stuff like that, like a you know, um anything on like the royal family, and and we watch that stuff.

SPEAKER_00 13:52

Right, right, right. And we talk about it together, but no, that this was it was different for me too.

SPEAKER_03 13:57

So I was like, I mean, it put me back in in middle school when the teacher didn't show up, you know? Like, what the fuck are we watching? I was like, you've got to be shitting me right now. And I was half tempted just to turn, never even when I fell asleep and missed the entire thing.

SPEAKER_00 14:15

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 14:16

Well, I did, I must have woken up because it didn't play the whole thing. Um, and I paused it.

SPEAKER_00 14:22

Okay, so he now that we're past the part of you thinking that I saw this before you, which I didn't, I I truly wanted us to watch it together and come and talk about it. But what were some things that like what are some items that you think that you could get rid of? Sid.

SPEAKER_03 14:41

Um so it was a little strange though. So they were talking, they were showing the uh, they were showing the Tupperwares. You know, they were glass. But plastic topes. They had a plastic lid. Is it because you don't put it in the microwave?

SPEAKER_00 14:58

I think so, but I already do that. So you put the lid in the microwave?

SPEAKER_03 15:03

No, I have glass and I use glass containers. They all have plastic lids, but all I have very I have a big thick like container that's a rubber-made one. And I have a couple big, like taller bowls for storage, but everything else is glass.

SPEAKER_00 15:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 15:21

Everything. So that's you've already made that step. That's easy.

SPEAKER_00 15:25

What new things can you change out to?

SPEAKER_03 15:29

I mean, honestly, nothing. I'm I'm not no. You don't care. I don't give a shit. If they say if you drink out of this bottle tomorrow you're going to have like an actual tail, cut it off. I'm gonna have a tail. I I really could give two shits.

SPEAKER_00 15:51

But think about think about like cancers and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 15:54

Jen, sitting in this chair is giving us cancer if you listen to everything out there.

unknown 16:01

Why?

SPEAKER_03 16:02

Wearing your watch band is giving you cancer. Wearing the watch is causing cancer from everything going in your skin.

SPEAKER_00 16:09

No one told me that.

SPEAKER_03 16:12

Holding a phone next to your head is giving you cancer. What's the fucking difference?

SPEAKER_00 16:16

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 16:17

Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 16:17

But my- But if you can limit yourself.

SPEAKER_03 16:20

No, I mean uh uh uh and I'm not a minimalist. I d uh no, I'm gonna use what I need to use when I want to use it.

SPEAKER_00 16:28

Like I I So you're the ones that okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:32

Like I I I I don't care.

SPEAKER_00 16:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:35

I really But what are you gonna get rid of?

SPEAKER_00 16:38

Are you like cooking utensils? Okay, well go to bamboo or or whatever. Uh my cutting board.

SPEAKER_03 16:46

My cutting boards are wooden.

SPEAKER_00 16:47

So mine ha my I've used plastic this whole time. Think of all the little plastic pieces that are inside my body. Or that I've shut out. Or that I've given to her. Poor thing. The K cups that I use.

SPEAKER_03 17:01

Like you can't- Oh, what what are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_00 17:03

Get the stainless steel one in, like, put my own in there.

SPEAKER_03 17:07

No, nobody has got time for that.

SPEAKER_00 17:08

Dude, it literally takes the same amount of time.

SPEAKER_03 17:12

No, no. Not doing it.

SPEAKER_00 17:15

No.

SPEAKER_03 17:16

No. Zero chance.

SPEAKER_00 17:17

Okay, do you remember the potato chips that would make you have anal leakage?

SPEAKER_03 17:21

Who had potato chips that caused your butt to leak?

SPEAKER_00 17:24

Oh my god. You don't remember this from like when we were working at the grocery store and everybody wanted like the lased chips. Oh my god, what was the name of it?

SPEAKER_03 17:32

I remember a weight loss medicine that made you anal leakage. It was called wasn't it called a line? I never I never took it, but um yes, there was a potato chip?

SPEAKER_00 17:46

There was a potato chip that on the back that said may cause anal leakage.

SPEAKER_03 17:50

I don't remember this. Oh, I gotta find them.

SPEAKER_00 17:52

I gotta find them.

SPEAKER_03 17:53

We'll have to look.

SPEAKER_00 17:54

But um, yeah, a lot. Yes, I remember that.

SPEAKER_03 17:58

Yeah, that's the only thing I remember. I don't know. I I mean you'll never eat a chip again.

SPEAKER_00 18:04

No, no, no. It was a certain ingredient that's.

SPEAKER_03 18:06

No, I know, but I'm just saying, I mean, it's in plastic. Like, yeah. What are you gonna buy in the store that doesn't have plastic on it?

SPEAKER_00 18:12

So that was the other thing, too.

SPEAKER_03 18:14

It's like you have it might be in a box, but there's a small window on it that's plastic. So that's touching. What are you gonna do? Excuse me, um, the bakery, the the loaves of bread, there's still a plastic window on them. Farmers markets! Everybody I know, they use they all have plastic on them.

SPEAKER_00 18:35

When's the last time you've been to a farmer's market?

SPEAKER_03 18:36

Well, I haven't, but I know several people that work in my company that have businesses at the farmers markets. Everything that they have have a window in them.

SPEAKER_00 18:46

But it really kind of maybe it's a different kind of window.

SPEAKER_03 18:54

Jen, if a toothbrush is gonna cause you problems, that window is gonna cause you a problem. If squeezing toothpaste out of a toothpaste bottle or container. Okay, you went way into this. But no, I'm just saying. Like, that's what that is that's what they are doing. Like, they were using wooden toothbrushes with natural horse bristles. Yeah, you're like you're you don't know that that wasn't like in their ass. And now it's in your mouth.

SPEAKER_00 19:27

I highly doubt that they use the hair from the ass of a horse.

SPEAKER_03 19:32

How do you know is what I'm getting at.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

Like, it could be bleached.

SPEAKER_03 19:38

I'm sorry. Are you gonna bleach your asshole? Are you still gonna lick it? Because it's been bleached?

SPEAKER_00 19:45

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 19:46

I'm just saying, like no. None of it matters. It's stupid.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

Anyway, anything that I heat up, I think I may make the move to.

SPEAKER_03 19:56

Okay. I mean, they were even talking about, like, I mean, how are you gonna wash your your body? Everything has plastic in it. Everything.

SPEAKER_00 20:07

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 20:08

So what are we gonna do? Go back to the non-deodorant wearing times. Bathe out on the crick? Like, I just I just don't know.

SPEAKER_00 20:20

You can make your own soap.

SPEAKER_03 20:22

Who has the fucking time for that?

SPEAKER_00 20:25

Have you ever tried to like make your own like items? Yeah, like whether it's like dis detergent or like closed detergent.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

No.

SPEAKER_00 20:33

I've actually thought about that.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

I I don't have time for any of that, but I have considered making my own mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_00 20:40

Okay, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:42

I mean, it's just gonna go in a plastic.

SPEAKER_00 20:44

Have you thought about making your own butter?

SPEAKER_03 20:46

Yeah, I thought about that, I thought about that too until I realized you gotta shake it for so long and fuck that. I'm oh I'm out.

SPEAKER_00 20:52

You're not shaking it. Use a Kitchen aid mixer.

SPEAKER_03 20:54

I don't have one of those.

SPEAKER_00 20:56

Go buy one.

SPEAKER_03 20:57

To make butter? No thanks. I'll just buy it.

SPEAKER_00 21:00

But you hey, I want to make my own bread too. Not sourdough. Don't get it twisted. I don't want to fucking deal with sourdough starters and it's not alive anymore.

SPEAKER_03 21:13

Yeah, no, all that's done.

SPEAKER_00 21:14

Just fucking get the flour.

SPEAKER_03 21:16

I found recipes that are like that.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

I saw one for uh they're safe.

SPEAKER_03 21:20

I no, I saved them. I can send you several.

SPEAKER_00 21:23

I saw one that was like a jalapeno, jalapeno cheddar one.

SPEAKER_03 21:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:27

If you have like a little bread maker, and all you do is dump the ingredients and it does the whole thing for you.

SPEAKER_03 21:34

Yeah. Uh but you can also do it in just a bowl.

SPEAKER_00 21:37

Whatever. And then like dump it in the I don't have the space to sit there and massage a fucking bowl.

SPEAKER_03 21:44

You don't have to. You don't have to. With this bread, it's it's like basically two ingredients, three ingredients, whatever, plus the inclusion.

SPEAKER_00 21:52

You made that one time.

SPEAKER_03 21:53

No, I haven't made it. But it no, I I might have sent it to you and said I'm gonna make it, I still haven't made it.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

But it is a possibility.

SPEAKER_03 22:02

But yeah, it's just a few ingredients. You put it in the bowl, you get it to the right consistency, you dump it into the loaf pan and stick it in the oven. It doesn't I mean it might rest for 10 minutes, 30 minutes, but that's the end of it.

SPEAKER_00 22:14

But okay, so what do you think of of all the sourdough people?

SPEAKER_03 22:18

Um, okay, so I know several of them, and all of their bread is really, really good.

SPEAKER_00 22:23

So how long have they been making sourdough?

SPEAKER_03 22:25

For a long time.

SPEAKER_00 22:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 22:27

For a long time.

SPEAKER_00 22:28

Did they have a point in time where their sourdough failed?

SPEAKER_03 22:33

I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 22:34

You have to ask these questions.

SPEAKER_03 22:35

No, because I'm not ever gonna- David doesn't give a shit.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

He gets the sourdough delivered, eats it, and then doesn't it says thank you. And that's it.

SPEAKER_03 22:43

I mean, I no, I don't ask because I'm never gonna do it, so I don't care to know.

SPEAKER_00 22:49

You wouldn't want to do like make it make a sourdough.

SPEAKER_03 22:53

No.

SPEAKER_00 22:54

I i in the kitchen?

SPEAKER_03 22:55

No, no, that sounds like it takes a lot of things, and no. I you gotta research and gotta know and I don't have time for any of that.

SPEAKER_00 23:04

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 23:05

If I can just dump, dump, dump, put it in the oven, that's my or put it in the in the little bread maker machine. Yeah, if somebody wants to gift us a bread maker, we'll be happy to make you some bread. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:19

I think she just look at all the shit that's in our bread. Again, I I'm talking like ingredients you can't even say.

SPEAKER_03 23:29

I don't care. I do not care. The last time I looked at an ingredient on something. I eat what I want to eat and whatever. If it's bad for you, it's bad for you. Sold it at the store.

SPEAKER_00 23:45

Dude, but we're getting older.

SPEAKER_03 23:47

Okay, maybe I'll just die sooner because I ate stuff they sold in the book.

SPEAKER_00 23:51

Oh, you're gonna have to wear diapers.

SPEAKER_03 23:53

Or that. Yeah, I just know. Okay, so back to I will never it if there's a craze of people shouldn't do this or something like that. I will never be on board.

SPEAKER_00 24:08

But you'll talk about it.

SPEAKER_03 24:10

Yeah, how ignorant people look.

SPEAKER_00 24:13

Okay, so back to the plastic thing. Is there you're saying there's not anything that you would change or think about changing or no using a different floss?

unknown 24:27

No.

SPEAKER_00 24:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 24:28

No.

SPEAKER_00 24:29

Other kind of clothes?

SPEAKER_03 24:32

No. Because then I gotta go and no. That's you gotta research all of that and figure out what you can wear, what you can't wear.

SPEAKER_00 24:39

It's cotton only. Cotton linen.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Look, okay, you go to a website, cotton only, and you get two options instead of 25. Two options. Sorry about your luck. Like, I mean, I just ordered I did order, I know I said I wasn't going to.

SPEAKER_00 24:55

You did it.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

But I did reorder all of the shirts that I left.

SPEAKER_00 24:59

Are you giving up on that that endeavor of firing?

SPEAKER_03 25:01

No, I still got an email saying that they're still looking. So um, I'm gonna let them just do their thing. It may not show up, and that's why I ordered everything else. But I mean, I I reordered 11 shirts.

SPEAKER_00 25:13

Um The fact that you know what shirts are missing is beyond me. Because you you know.

SPEAKER_03 25:22

It's because I have a polo in all of them.

SPEAKER_00 25:25

Uh so you don't you you can't match it up in your closet?

SPEAKER_03 25:28

Well, they don't go in my closet, but no. No. I couldn't. I couldn't.

SPEAKER_00 25:33

Could you imagine having to replace all of your hangers in your closet?

SPEAKER_03 25:37

Oh, I've got so many hangers. I've got more hangers.

SPEAKER_00 25:40

I'll try a the plastic thing.

SPEAKER_03 25:42

Oh yeah, what are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_00 25:44

Steal hangers.

SPEAKER_03 25:45

From where?

SPEAKER_00 25:46

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 25:48

Remember the old wire hangers, you know, from Yeah, but they were coated in plastic, so you gotta have No, those the actual actual wire was abortion hangers? Yeah. So, but you would I mean you would have to go and buy wooden hangers. Wooden hangers with metal with metal hooks.

SPEAKER_00 26:06

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 26:07

Like from the It's crazy. Yeah, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_00 26:09

It just makes you realize like how much. Like you look all around and you're like, good God.

SPEAKER_03 26:14

Yeah, like how many things am I not supposed to touch or use or I mean you you're probably not even allowed to sleep on your own bed. No, that's that's fine.

SPEAKER_00 26:27

You verified that? I looked into it. I gotta sneeze.

SPEAKER_03 26:31

Did you really?

SPEAKER_00 26:32

I know my sheets are fine.

SPEAKER_03 26:34

Mine probably aren't, but I mean I have bamboo sheets. Yeah, but very ultra cooling. That mattress is i is got plastic in it of some kind.

SPEAKER_00 26:45

The memory foam? It's foam.

SPEAKER_03 26:48

Foam, plastic, it's all the same thing.

SPEAKER_00 26:50

I need to look that up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:53

I I'm sure we are slowly dying a slow death.

SPEAKER_00 26:57

Whatever. All right. Um shifting gears a little bit. Um what is one of your biggest picks? I have a lot. That's okay. You can name a few. I had asked this question to Shannon. She sat there for a minute because she was reading her book out on the patio. And she goes, I said, Shannon, what is one of your biggest icks? And she goes, What do you mean? And I was like, something that somebody does that you're like, you know? Yeah. She goes, men crossing their legs.

SPEAKER_03 27:39

It's comfortable.

SPEAKER_00 27:41

She said, Why? Like, I know she's like one of the guys that works at for her, does it, you do it.

SPEAKER_03 27:51

Um my dad does it, my brother does it.

SPEAKER_00 27:54

Like that?

SPEAKER_03 27:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:56

I'm talking like, like, can you get it all the way?

SPEAKER_03 28:02

No. This is this is as good as it gets.

SPEAKER_00 28:05

So you're but you're a wrestler. You're here. You're not all the way over. We're talking all the way over, like squishing the twig and berries.

SPEAKER_03 28:12

No, we're not doing that. We're just over.

SPEAKER_00 28:14

Yeah. She's like, why? She's like, I was like, Shit, and we can't even do it because we're part of the Thick Thigh Club. Like, if I can't even like keep it down. Like, it's just there's all all of it. But anyway, that was one of hers.

SPEAKER_03 28:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 28:34

I mean there's just mine's heavy breathing while eating. Like you were just shoving it in and you're like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:47

Well, I mean, that that's kind of more of a pet peeve, really.

SPEAKER_00 28:51

It's considered yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:54

I mean, smacking a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_00 28:57

We already know that.

SPEAKER_03 28:59

Just in general, mouth breathing. Okay. Like, why do I have to hear you? Let's just any capacity.

SPEAKER_00 29:05

In a new relationship. I just hit that thing. In a new relationship, and it's like fresh 90 days.

SPEAKER_01 29:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:12

And you're getting to know that person, and you start noticing like the small little things.

SPEAKER_03 29:20

Hmm. I'm pretty forgiving a lot of times.

SPEAKER_00 29:26

Bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 29:26

But I do notice things. Um. But it would probably be something that's centered around um when we're eating.

SPEAKER_04 29:40

Uh-huh. Of course.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

Um there's that. And then if I really want to get like real real vain, like people that like I what did I tell you about Shannon today? What did I say?

SPEAKER_00 30:01

The way they dress. So I mean it wasn't just it. Okay, after we talked about it, I did look around.

SPEAKER_03 30:10

Yeah, and there was a few.

SPEAKER_00 30:11

There was a few handful. There was others. Um, I mean, I'm I this is what I wore, and I felt like I was completely.

SPEAKER_03 30:19

I had on a navy blue polo. I just switched to a t-shirt. But um. But yeah, it okay, so let's just say this. I won't say anything about what anybody was wearing or anything like that. But David is a color coordinator. I am a color coordinator, but if I look at you and can't tell if you tried to come to a family function or out in public, or if you just woke up and said, fuck the world, and here I am.

SPEAKER_00 30:52

But that was an expensive outfit.

SPEAKER_03 30:54

I don't care if it was twelve thousand dollars or if it was twenty-five cents.

SPEAKER_00 30:59

Hey man, leggings can be expensive. Maybe they can. That's it. I want to ask that. A lot of people are like, leggings are not considered pants to wear out in public. What do you how what is your feeling on that? I know we're jumping off into a whole nother like I wear I wear leggings out.

SPEAKER_03 31:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

So to like the grocery store, Lowe's.

SPEAKER_03 31:21

It depends on where you're going.

SPEAKER_00 31:23

Heard. But should the shirt cover your ass?

SPEAKER_03 31:29

I wouldn't say so.

SPEAKER_00 31:30

Or at least come be in length. Um unless you're going to the gym. No. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 31:39

No. But, I mean, I'm also I see people in leggings and out of leggings every single day because I go to the gym. Right. So I have probably a different perspective. Um, I mean, because they they're in there wearing crop tops with their leggings and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 31:58

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 31:58

So, yeah, that I mean that's acceptable, but not if you're going to dinner.

SPEAKER_00 32:03

Yeah, I don't want to see your middrift at my dinner table.

SPEAKER_03 32:07

Or your leggings at my dinner table. Like, dress for where you're going. You know you're going you know you're going to a family function. You know you're going to see a bunch of people. Like, you you you you could have put a little effort. And and it's not, I'm not talking about her, I'm not talking about the today. I'm just talking in general. Dress for where you're going. Like that that right there is Is that an ick for you? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, and we can go further down that rabbit hole, which we don't need to actually do, but um so my other question for you Somebody's here.

SPEAKER_00 32:46

Yeah, is we talked about walking in the dirt with flip-flops on.

SPEAKER_03 32:54

David is such a I you just you can't you can't flop the dust up all over you.

SPEAKER_00 33:02

But look at the sand situation at the beach. Is that different?

SPEAKER_03 33:06

That's why I don't like that's why I don't even like going to the beach. I don't like the sand.

SPEAKER_00 33:11

Are you serious?

SPEAKER_03 33:12

I'm serious. Although all yeah, anyway.

SPEAKER_00 33:17

You have lived here your entire existence.

SPEAKER_03 33:20

Much rather go to a pool.

unknown 33:22

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 33:23

All day long.

SPEAKER_00 33:24

No.

SPEAKER_03 33:24

All day long. I I tolerate the sand and I go and I enjoy it, but the sand knowing that it's gonna end up in my car or somebody's car wigs me the fuck out. Like I can't do it.

SPEAKER_00 33:42

Ick number two, just unlocked.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

Yeah, I it it's disgusting to me.

SPEAKER_00 33:48

You just just vacuum it out, it's not a big deal.

SPEAKER_03 33:51

But yeah, I know, I know, but I it's just no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 33:59

Oh my. Did you notice any of your sleeping positions?

SPEAKER_01 34:02

Um Remy. Can you go? Um, not really.

SPEAKER_00 34:10

So I will tell you that I mentally focused when I went to bed to keep my arms down by my side. How long did that work? Still flamingoed though. Still did the flamingo.

SPEAKER_03 34:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 34:24

But my wrists haven't hurt this that much this week.

SPEAKER_03 34:27

Oh, really? So are they staying down? Did you like it?

SPEAKER_00 34:31

I I put them down or rubber.

SPEAKER_03 34:33

Like to tuck them in somewhere so they won't come up?

SPEAKER_00 34:36

Well, I don't I don't have anything to tuck them into.

SPEAKER_03 34:39

This is what you can do. You will get an ace bandage and we'll tie it around this arm, and then we'll put the ace bandage under you, and then we'll tie it on this arm so you can't go up.

SPEAKER_00 34:52

How am I supposed to get out of that?

SPEAKER_03 34:55

You'll just undo it and get up.

SPEAKER_00 35:00

No. This is in bondage.

SPEAKER_03 35:03

We can trap your hands down so you can't go up. Um but no, I don't think I did because I and I still like go back and forth. Like, really bad. So But I started looking at a um at a new kind of trying to find a I keep seeing these people that are helping you release like.

SPEAKER_00 35:29

Have you seen the new jaw massage? Oh, I'll have to send that to you.

SPEAKER_03 35:35

Okay, yeah. Because I think my old chiropractor used to do it. Like fingers in mouth and um he never put his fingers in my mouth, but anyway, over. But so, but I found this new stuff that I've been seeing on my social media stuff. And they're like working, they can feel your nerves and when they're inflamed and all this stuff, and then how they release it. And I'm like, I need to find somebody that does that. So I don't even know what it's called. Just do it yourself and just take your thumbs and just I don't know what I'm doing and what that does.

SPEAKER_00 36:07

It's your lymphatic drainage system.

SPEAKER_03 36:09

No, they're in your actual nerves.

SPEAKER_00 36:12

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 36:13

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't that I I'm not the fucking doctor. I'm just telling you, I see it.

SPEAKER_00 36:20

Well, when a doctor tells you to do something, like remove plastics out of your fucking house and you just don't the fuck does that gotta do with no.

SPEAKER_03 36:28

So, but I think that I I I am gonna try to, I'm still gonna try to find this doctor. I don't know who does this kind of thing, but um, yeah, I'm gonna try to find that. And I think that's gonna help me sleep better. So then I can because I mean I don't know how well I sleep. I don't think you should be sleeping on a round, rolled down. I think I go back and forth between it. Like it nothing is comfortable. Nothing is comfortable. Do you know what's comfortable? Literally sitting up, laying down, there is no comfortable spot. That's how fucked up my neck is. So I need to find out.

SPEAKER_00 37:07

And you tried this the the the cervical pillow cervical pillars, I think.

SPEAKER_03 37:12

Yeah, how many? How many do you want to try? Well, I can probably fill the half of this room. Yeah, they suck. All of them.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

None of them work.

SPEAKER_00 37:25

Well, we won't get sponsored for that.

SPEAKER_03 37:27

I wouldn't want to. I would like a refund on all of them.

SPEAKER_00 37:33

So I wheezed so hard I coughed.

SPEAKER_03 37:36

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 37:38

Um, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 37:40

Well What is your icks other than when you can hear somebody?

SPEAKER_00 37:46

So I started this came across TikTok, of course. Um, and they were talking about new ick unlocked from my boyfriend or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 37:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 37:57

Um they're sitting at a at a restaurant and or even like at a bar stool at their house or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 38:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 38:05

And they're barefoot, and they interlocked this step with their egg clawet, like bare claw or like eagle tallying clawlet. Like they're doing it.

SPEAKER_03 38:16

What toe goes over?

SPEAKER_00 38:17

Um the second one. The second one and the fourth one.

SPEAKER_03 38:22

Like they're like Oh, they're like this?

SPEAKER_00 38:25

Well, yeah, like this. And they're holding it all. Ugh. So I So that that would be one for me.

SPEAKER_03 38:32

Okay. I've done it with my big toe. Ew, like you've you've done this with all the other ones are under, and I just like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:40

Okay. My other one, because it made me really think about it, is wearing flip-flops and putting the foot, the foot's rest on a stool up underneath, and crawling it down.

SPEAKER_03 38:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:53

Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 38:54

I'm sure I've done that too.

SPEAKER_00 38:56

Oh, David.

SPEAKER_03 38:57

I'm sure I have.

SPEAKER_00 38:58

Not that you even care, but the filth.

SPEAKER_03 39:01

Oh, yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 39:02

You think they'd wipe that shit down? What if you have an open cut?

SPEAKER_03 39:05

If I have an open cut, I'm probably not gonna wear flip-flops in public.

SPEAKER_00 39:10

On the bottom side. Like sometimes?

SPEAKER_03 39:12

I'll wear I'll be wearing shoes with a bandage and a sock.

SPEAKER_00 39:15

A bandage on the underside of your toe?

SPEAKER_03 39:18

If I needed to, I would tape gauze under there or something.

SPEAKER_00 39:21

Liquid band-aid.

SPEAKER_03 39:22

Uh or that. But I will that comes off, so I would put a sock on.

SPEAKER_00 39:29

Um, socks with slides.

SPEAKER_03 39:31

That's just nasty. I don't understand it.

SPEAKER_00 39:36

I just, yeah, we talked about Crocs. That's disgusting. That's just dumb. Um, sorry, Shannon. And I just she does wear socks with her crocs sometimes when it's cold outside.

SPEAKER_03 39:49

She was today.

SPEAKER_00 39:50

She didn't have socks on. She had flip-flops.

SPEAKER_03 39:54

Oh, did she?

SPEAKER_00 39:55

Yes!

SPEAKER_03 39:55

Somebody, somebody there today had on Crocs with flip-flops. Or crocs with socks. Somebody did today. I don't know who it was.

SPEAKER_00 40:06

Let me just tell you something. If you ever see us at an event and we're off to the side and just whispering to each other, we're talking about somebody. So talking about somebody. And every time I go to one of David's events, like there's a new person that shows up who maybe I haven't seen in 10, 15 years. And I have to start playing the puzzle of who goes with who.

SPEAKER_03 40:28

Oh yeah, because my family is just a little big.

SPEAKER_00 40:30

Massive.

SPEAKER_03 40:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:31

Massive. Well, that's all.

SPEAKER_03 40:33

I mean, I think there was there was under 40 people today.

SPEAKER_00 40:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:37

But I think it was like 35 when we did the prayer, and then other people showed up, so I don't know how many we ended with. I think I counted 35-ish.

SPEAKER_00 40:50

That's the dessert.

SPEAKER_01 40:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:52

My mom texted us.

SPEAKER_01 40:54

When?

SPEAKER_00 40:54

When we were eating the dessert. And goes, hey, we're gonna do smash burgers for dinner. Mind you, it was like two o'clock, and I was like, not until seven. Please God.

SPEAKER_03 41:05

Right.

SPEAKER_00 41:05

Like, no, please wait for dinner later.

SPEAKER_03 41:08

Yeah. Um. I'm gonna have to go to the grocery on the way home.

SPEAKER_00 41:14

Only when Dixie's open.

SPEAKER_03 41:15

I know.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

And they're open till 10. Good. I looked at the poor girl and I was like, I am so sorry. I said, when we worked when we worked across the street, we closed at like five or six, and she was like, it was across the street. And I was like, yeah, about 25 years ago. I said, How old are you? And she was like, 21, and I'm like, Groceries.

SPEAKER_03 41:38

Get out of my face. That store was store number one.

SPEAKER_00 41:40

That one was. And then it went to that one.

SPEAKER_03 41:43

And then I don't know what number it is. It's not number one anymore, though. Anyway. But I'm gonna go to that one.

SPEAKER_00 41:49

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SPEAKER_03 42:01

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SPEAKER_00 42:02

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