EP 35 - Vacation Gone Wrong

In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn are back after a short break and diving straight into a hilarious and chaotic cruise recap. From overpriced popcorn and late-night casino runs to ice cream mishaps and forgetting entire outfits on the ship, this episode is packed with real-life travel stories you cannot make up. They share what really happens on a cruise when you mix drinks, bad decisions, and spring break crowds, plus how quickly spending can spiral when everything goes on your room charge.

Beyond the cruise chaos, the conversation shifts into everyday life topics including sleep habits, weird sleeping positions, and what they might say about your mental state. Jenn breaks down her late-night research on anxiety and sleep patterns while David questions everything. The episode also gets into real talk about relationships, friendships, and what happens when energy is not matched, including how to handle one-sided connections in a no-nonsense way.

They wrap things up with thoughts on overspending, upcoming travel plans, a Netflix documentary about plastics and health, and why some habits might be harder to break than others. If you enjoy funny couple podcasts, relatable conversations, travel stories, and unfiltered opinions, this episode delivers exactly that with the signature humor and honesty that defines Unapologetically Us The Podcast.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

I heard that. Yeah. Where which way did it travel?

SPEAKER_02 0:04

I don't know. And just in.

SPEAKER_00 0:18

Hey everybody, and welcome to another episode of Unapologetically As the Podcast. It's been a few. My apologies. I am Jen.

SPEAKER_01 0:31

And I'm David. And we're finally back. We've been, I think we've missed two episodes.

SPEAKER_00 0:38

Two weeks of episodes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

So, but we're back.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Lots of things happened.

SPEAKER_01 0:42

So we've been super busy in our personal lives. So the podcast.

SPEAKER_00 0:47

And our regular work lives, too.

SPEAKER_01 0:48

That would be personal lives, right?

SPEAKER_00 0:50

So whatever.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

Outside of here, we've been busy. So podcasts had to take a back seat, unfortunately. So, but um, so we just got back from a cruise, and let me tell you what this one over here did. So, first night, we always drink a lot more than we normally do on the most of the other nights, most of the time. And we're in the casino. Feels like we're there forever, which we kind of were. Back and forth between the smoking and non. Well, as we're pretty wasted, we decide to venture back to the smoking or the non-smoking casino. And we smell popcorn, which we hadn't smelt any of the other times. So we're like, let's get popcorn. We figure you're on a on a cruise. I mean, we didn't think think that they were gonna nickel and dime you for everything.

SPEAKER_00 1:39

Which is weird.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

$2.95 that they charged us for popcorn.

SPEAKER_00 1:44

But it was the best popcorn.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

No, because we were drunk. So we we pay for the popcorn, we eat the popcorn, we Jen doesn't remember the popcorn at all. So then we decide at that point we were gonna walk to the boardwalk. So um this particular ship, it's Utopia of the Seas, so it's got a promenade, boardwalk, and then like um Central Park. You know, it it's very big. So um so in the boardwalk, there's an ice cream place. Yeah. So Jen wants ice cream, so we go get ice cream.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

And we paid for that too.

SPEAKER_01 2:21

Yeah, which we we knew that we we knew we were paying for ice cream. That's not even part of the story. So she orders, she gets her ice cream, the lady hands the cup to her, and she goes, I asked for this in a cup. But I did ask for this. You did, and I will vouch for that. You did. She was wrong.

SPEAKER_00 2:36

Um so she puts the fucking cone on like a hat.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

And says, Here you go. And I'm just like I mean, what what can you say?

SPEAKER_00 2:46

Thanks!

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Yeah. So then I order mine. Now I didn't want a cone, I just wanted it in a cup. But I hear noise racket behind me. So I kind of turn to the side and I'm looking. This one is over here cranking this thing on the door up and down.

SPEAKER_00 3:08

She needed to get out.

SPEAKER_01 3:09

She was trying to get out.

SPEAKER_00 3:10

I wanted to enjoy my ice cream.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

I I get it, but the she could have gone out the open side of the door. Um, she was cranking the lock to the door that was closed. So she was locking it and unlocking it. Locking it and unlocking it.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

But it never unlatched or opened, so I don't understand.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

I don't know what was going on either. But that was clearly not a door handle because the door handle was about that big, just down a little bit. Um I'm sure that was an entertainment for everybody watching because it was not quiet in there. Um so that was the end of that. Um, and we we ventured.

SPEAKER_00 3:55

We ventured to the bed.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Yeah. Yeah. After we sat and ate the ice cream. Oh my god. And then I had to take her back to show her what she was doing. I'll show you the picture.

SPEAKER_00 4:13

Not only that, but the next day, I feel something in the back of my tooth, and I'm like, I was like, what the hell is that? And so I reached back there and I was like, did we eat popcorn?

SPEAKER_01 4:26

Yep. Don't remember that. Boy, we had a time last night. That was that was probably the most entertainment that we had on the entire trip.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

Um just can I get out of here?

SPEAKER_01 4:44

Yeah. Um, and then we did have a rainy day on the trip, so that was just a kind of a wash day. We caught up on some napping and and stuff like that. Until we left and I got home getting ready to go to another event that we had the day we got back. I left all my shirts that I took.

SPEAKER_00 5:00

Did you get them back yet?

SPEAKER_01 5:02

Nope. That's one of my questioning. I keep getting emails saying we can't find your belongings, and I keep responding. You're lying! The lady has given them to a supervisor, but I'm afraid I don't want to message them again. Like, you know.

SPEAKER_00 5:18

Just are you gonna take it as a loss?

SPEAKER_01 5:20

Um, not quite yet, because they said that they're gonna still look for 30 days. So Did you give them the names? I gave them names, I gave them times, I gave them our booking number, I gave them their room number, I gave them everything.

SPEAKER_00 5:32

What bozo leaves clothes?

SPEAKER_01 5:34

Like we literally the night before. Packed. And I but I wondered why I was able to close my suitcase so easy. Yeah, it's missing a stack of shirts like this.

SPEAKER_00 5:44

It's four shirts, David.

SPEAKER_01 5:45

No, it wasn't.

SPEAKER_00 5:46

You said it was four shirts.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

I thought it was initially, and now I'm realizing there were two St. Patrick's Day shirts.

SPEAKER_00 5:52

You lost our St. Paddy's Day shirts? No, the one I wore. Oh, and by the way, speaking of the St. Paddy's Day, the video of the balloon drop that I posted, David looks like he is returned. Mouth open and everything. It's like, what the fuck is going on? Like he's never seen a balloon drop before in his life.

SPEAKER_01 6:19

Do you know, but but but to say that, I I've never been in the middle of one on a ship.

SPEAKER_00 6:24

So have you been in the middle of one at all?

SPEAKER_01 6:27

Maybe not.

SPEAKER_00 6:28

So it was an experience. Maybe it's maybe it was an experience. Maybe it was.

SPEAKER_01 6:33

But I didn't get ripped off with a$50 necklace that's gonna turn colored.

SPEAKER_00 6:38

Shut up! Is it still silver? Fantastic still, okay? I'm taking it off when it needs to come off. I don't shower with it. I don't get in the pool with it.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

Damn, we should have had the other one to show them.

SPEAKER_00 6:50

Oh, I think it's it's fine.

SPEAKER_01 6:51

It's too bad. Oh, it's bad.

SPEAKER_00 6:53

It looks like rose gold stripper poles is basically. So yeah, I got I got sh bamboozled, and I about shot my pants because I got that one for like 20 bucks 20 bucks. So I even said something to the lady and she goes, Oh, well, this is much better quality. And I'm like, I bet it is. I'm sure I'm sure it's sure it's the same.

SPEAKER_01 7:15

But anyway, they got your extra 30 bucks.

SPEAKER_00 7:18

Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

Um, so yeah, that was the cruise. Um and another one. Oh, yeah, that was fun. Um yeah, you get in like a little magic carpet and go down the slide. You do.

SPEAKER_00 7:34

I can show you the wood.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

I mean, I didn't sing, but I should have. Um, but yeah, so anyway, that was a little slight recap of the of the trip.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

Um my god.

SPEAKER_01 7:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:51

So yes, so that was my question. It is have you gotten your clothes back?

SPEAKER_01 7:57

No. Um, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_00 7:58

And what are you going to do in the future to ensure this doesn't happen again? Because here's the thing. You realize it as soon as you got home. Is it because you opened up the suitcase?

SPEAKER_01 8:09

It was like, I was where's my clothes? I was getting ready to go. We went to the cosmic baseball game. And I was trying to get ready for that, and I already knew what I was gonna wear.

SPEAKER_00 8:18

The cosmic baseball game. I'm like, I was like, what moron, what moron, again, I'm gonna say it again. What moron sets up a cosmic baseball the day we get back? And another thing, you people with your children on these cruises and just allowing them to press all the damn buttons. Uh I thought David was going to string up some kids by their necks and by their hair. But the problem was is like as these kids are running up and touching the buttons to the smart elevator, the parents are just standing off. David didn't care. Kids will be kids. No.

SPEAKER_01 9:00

Yeah, take the fucking stairs.

SPEAKER_00 9:01

Oh, we will never do a cruise on spring break ever again.

SPEAKER_01 9:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:06

I don't care if it was free, sweet option. Yeah. I'm not doing it. No, I will not.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

No, never again. We're done. We did two in a row.

SPEAKER_00 9:15

Well, the first one wasn't bad.

SPEAKER_01 9:17

It wasn't bad.

SPEAKER_00 9:18

Only because we were with children. You think that was why? I think so. I think it's because in our mind we knew.

SPEAKER_01 9:25

No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00 9:26

Well, the oldest one. She was like, these siblings.

SPEAKER_01 9:31

Yeah, but she's like that.

SPEAKER_00 9:33

But then again, it also wasn't a big ship either. So like this is like considered like one of the bigger, bigger boats and families oriented.

SPEAKER_01 9:40

So Yeah, let's not do that again.

SPEAKER_00 9:43

Um yeah, yeah. Not saying we don't love you people with children. But but my We love Alyssa.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

And we love my friends' kids, but people that I don't know don't like your damn kids. Just saying. Anyway. Um so I I I've I'm already debating to call it a loss. I'm getting prepared.

SPEAKER_00 10:11

Oh, for the shirts.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

Yeah, because all of that was in my last order, so I can just go rebuy. Yeah, true. And it was cheap. It was like all of that was minus the minus the stuff. The shirts. The St. Patty's Day stuff. The St. Patty's Day stuff, everything was in one order. Um, I probably don't need to order two shirts, but they were probably black and white, so I'll just order the whole thing. And it was like$100 for like six shirts.

SPEAKER_00 10:38

So a hundred dollar loss, huh?

SPEAKER_01 10:41

Minus all the casino money. Um the$295. I really do think the$531 for the ice cream.

SPEAKER_00 10:51

I think I I think I might need to turn off the room charge option. I mean I think you can. I was talking to mom about it. I was like, mom, I wait. We need this.

SPEAKER_01 11:00

We don't need to spend. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:02

Especially when we're all that.

SPEAKER_01 11:05

$60 a hundred.

SPEAKER_00 11:06

How many times?

SPEAKER_01 11:07

Four.

SPEAKER_00 11:08

How many times?

SPEAKER_01 11:09

Well, I did that once, and then I did a few hundred dollars.

SPEAKER_00 11:13

Hondos, yeah. And then next thing you know.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

And I took more than we're poor. I took more than five.

SPEAKER_00 11:20

I had five.

SPEAKER_01 11:22

Yeah. I probably spent a thousand dollars on the ship.

SPEAKER_00 11:25

Same. About eleven hundred. Which is not a ship.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

Probably more like that. But that's why we got off the damn ship with like almost a thousand points.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

Very true.

SPEAKER_01 11:35

A thousand points that mean nothing. Because it resets.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

But here's the thing. Like, I I know we say it means nothing, but honestly, I think it it means something only because we didn't just get the 200 points to continue getting our offers.

SPEAKER_01 11:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:51

We surpassed that, and it may put us in a different level.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

So we'll see what happens. I guess we'll have to see.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

Yeah. But our free one comes out soon. Soon? Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:00

We'll have to pay attention.

SPEAKER_00 12:02

Um sleeping positions. Have you ever done research on certain sleeping positions?

SPEAKER_01 12:10

A little bit, but not much, because I've also learned that I'm probably not going to change how I sleep.

SPEAKER_00 12:17

Not saying that we are.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:20

So I know I'm a back inside sleeper, primarily my left because my right shoulder's a little jacked up. Um but do you sleep like this?

SPEAKER_02 12:34

No. Who does that?

SPEAKER_00 12:36

I do. I sleep like a little T-Rex. And I was reading up on it that that it's it's here. Like that's a safety, like security thing for me. I like feel all warm and cozy. And then I wake up and I'm like, why do my wrist hurt so bad? Well, that's because I'm sleeping like this. But it also apparently is for people that are um dumb? Neurodiv neurodivergent.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

What what does that mean?

SPEAKER_00 13:12

Like they sense the things or whatever. I really have to look into it.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

Wait, is this why you're so sensitive and you know everything that's happening inside your body?

SPEAKER_00 13:21

Oh, let's talk about that! Because you wanted to make fun of me because I felt a gas bubble go from the top to the bottom.

SPEAKER_01 13:30

And didn't it come back up or something? I don't even remember.

SPEAKER_00 13:33

Like, I'm sitting there waiting. She can give you play-by-play of her intestines at all times.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

It's not, it's not.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

This is how this is how it started, because I was like, David ripped a little one in the bathroom, and he likes to do the like like an upward stand there, and it's like, mm-mm. And I'm like, No, I wasn't sitting in the minute. Hold on.

SPEAKER_01 13:55

First of all, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute. You said in the bathroom. Okay, but let's preface this. I was not sitting on the toilet and her watching.

SPEAKER_00 14:03

Right.

unknown 14:03

No. No.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

I was not cold. I was standing in the bathroom brushing my teeth or something. Doing my hair. Something like that.

unknown 14:12

I was like.

SPEAKER_00 14:13

Yeah. Feel that little bastard run all the way down. And I'm like, oh, this one's gonna be a good one.

SPEAKER_01 14:22

I mean, she can tell you what it's gonna smell like, when it's gonna smell, if it's gonna smell, the caliber of it, like all of it. She knows everything. She's absolutely ridiculous. Nobody needs to know the insides of your own body like that.

SPEAKER_00 14:44

David, you need to be prepared. For what?

SPEAKER_01 14:48

If a shit comes out, a shit comes out. You just change your drawers. That's why I bring 27,000 pairs.

SPEAKER_00 14:54

That is insane, David.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

I only wore like two pairs the whole trip.

SPEAKER_00 15:00

That sad over five days.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

Well, first of all, most of the shorts that I had on had built-in underwear.

SPEAKER_00 15:09

So anyway, back to the sleeping positions. So another one that I do. Yeah, we just went completely okay. So when I'm sleeping on my back, like I can't just sleep like this. You know, I've tried. I either stuck my hands underneath my teeth and sleep, right? So I'm like holding them up, you know, making sure that they don't fall to perimenopause or anything. Um, or I sleep like this, like I'm dead.

SPEAKER_01 15:39

Well, no, no, no, no, no. First of all, when you're dead, your hands don't go here. Your hands go here.

SPEAKER_00 15:46

Whatever. You can position them anywhere you want.

SPEAKER_01 15:49

They're not gonna uh a mortuary is not gonna put your hands on your tits.

SPEAKER_00 15:53

I said like this. I'm trying not to touch the microphone.

SPEAKER_01 15:56

They're not gonna do that. Anyway, I can just put that in your in your in the notes. Can you make give me a push? Can you give me a boot lift?

SPEAKER_00 16:08

Or I'm like this and flamingo style. It's the weirdest thing. So the flamingo style, right? Where if you have to pull your leg up, or if you're on your stomach and you mountain climb, like I feel like I've done that before. Like you have high anxiety. Like, I've been reading up on this. It's really weird. This is what really freaked me out because I'm like, how can I stop doing that? So now I'm like taking like ashwagandha and like a shitload of like taking all these drugs to stop herbal suppulants, suppl supplements, supplements, so anyway to try to help me relax when I go to sleep, because I don't play TV in my room.

SPEAKER_01 16:59

Right.

SPEAKER_00 17:00

I have uh pretty much two sound machines going. I got the air purifier and then my um humidifier. So that's a that's enough like breaking the sound of like white noise.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

Two of them?

SPEAKER_00 17:12

I have an air purifier for the animals, uh-huh. And then I have a humidifier to help with my breathing.

SPEAKER_01 17:19

Oh, I only have a humidifier and I can't hear that thing going off.

SPEAKER_00 17:22

Oh, that's right. Yeah, you did get one after that. Anyway. Oh, mine like does it sound like it's out of water. Right. Or it'll let a bubble up or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 17:33

You would need bubbles.

SPEAKER_00 17:34

Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway. So I started taking ashwagandha.

SPEAKER_01 17:39

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 17:40

Is it helping?

SPEAKER_01 17:41

I I don't know because are you gonna record yourself sleeping so that way you can how do you know?

SPEAKER_00 17:46

You want me to put uh my phone. You do you really want me to do that?

SPEAKER_01 17:50

I want uh yeah, see if you sleep like a chicken.

SPEAKER_00 17:53

Uh I sleep like this.

SPEAKER_01 17:56

That's weird.

SPEAKER_00 17:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:58

I sleep on my side.

SPEAKER_00 18:00

Usually I'm like this on my side with my arm down, and uh that's how I start out. But then I end up like rolling over my face like that. And I'm like suffocating myself.

SPEAKER_01 18:10

I'm like I start out on my back, because I do watch TV in bed.

SPEAKER_00 18:14

Um, I start out and you still get a good sleep score from your all-butting?

SPEAKER_01 18:19

Um, most of the time.

SPEAKER_00 18:23

Have you ever like done like your own like seven-day study of watching TV downstairs and then going straight to bed?

SPEAKER_01 18:31

Well, I used to not have a TV in my room for the longest time.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

And then And I haven't been sleeping with my mask either. That's only like when I'm on trips and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 18:41

You know what? Mostly that's me too.

SPEAKER_00 18:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:44

Um, but I sleep on my side with my hand under the other pillow.

SPEAKER_00 18:51

Like this?

SPEAKER_01 18:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:54

And then I don't know what this arm does. It just goes somewhere. Probably like propped over the covers.

SPEAKER_00 19:01

So you're only a side sleeper that you know.

SPEAKER_01 19:03

But then I and I side to side all night long.

SPEAKER_00 19:06

So you don't ever sleep on your back?

SPEAKER_01 19:07

Not unless I initially fall asleep that way.

SPEAKER_00 19:10

I think that's like the most common.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

Then I'll roll.

SPEAKER_00 19:13

Is on my back, flamingo style. That's so weird.

SPEAKER_01 19:17

And if I'm napping, I can sleep differently. It's weird.

SPEAKER_00 19:22

I'm in a recliner.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

Well, well, yeah. So, but like, so I only go to bed in my bed.

SPEAKER_00 19:28

Yes, I don't nap in my bed.

SPEAKER_01 19:29

You don't know that is.

SPEAKER_00 19:30

Napping is for the couch or the recliner. Then you're in the bed.

SPEAKER_01 19:34

It's done. It could be noon and it's done. Like, it just just know that. I'm not coming, I'm not getting back up until tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 19:44

How would you eat? You taking snacks up with you?

SPEAKER_01 19:48

If I was in bed like that?

SPEAKER_00 19:50

At noon?

SPEAKER_01 19:51

I'm just saying. If I went to bed, there's a reason. Right. And no, I wouldn't be eating. Yeah. So. Um. Do you ever like find that and now I'm not talking about a relationship like romantically, I'm talking about any relationship. So you can do it romantically, it could be a friendship, whatever. But do you ever what do you if you find like there's a gap in the relationship, what do you do?

SPEAKER_00 20:26

What do you mean by gap? Like someone's not matching energy to energy.

SPEAKER_01 20:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:29

Oh, I tell you about it.

SPEAKER_01 20:31

Okay, and then what?

SPEAKER_00 20:32

David, I've told you before. I'm like, where the fuck have you been?

SPEAKER_01 20:35

No, I know that, but um excuse me. But that's I mean, so okay, but that's how you handle it?

SPEAKER_00 20:42

Are you talking about like how you always make the calls first, you always text first.

SPEAKER_01 20:47

Okay. So that would be a gap. Like it, it's it's all it becomes one-sided. Now if I I think at this point If I know there's a reason behind it, and I know that like we've talked, and I already knew that you were gonna be super busy this week, and like that's totally different. I'm talking very habitual. It's it's now a habit.

SPEAKER_00 21:07

I have friends that I know that if the gaps happen, there's a reason for it, and I shouldn't feel any type of way.

SPEAKER_01 21:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 21:16

Um, that's just how secure I am with my small little knit.

SPEAKER_01 21:21

Right. And and it has become mine has become much smaller over the years.

SPEAKER_00 21:25

But as like new people like come in, you know, there's acquaintances and friends, and then there's cats.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

Do you separate that? Can you?

SPEAKER_00 21:34

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:35

Yeah. I mean, it's a little harder to to sometimes separate it because you can go through a period of time where you're really close to that person.

SPEAKER_00 21:43

I think with you and I think 'cause you have such a big family that you've had all these people and you're used to a big group of people and then you are dissecting each of the relationships that way. Whereas it's just been us.

SPEAKER_01 22:00

Right. That's true.

SPEAKER_00 22:01

And even my extended family is super small.

unknown 22:04

Right.

SPEAKER_01 22:05

Because I mean I freaking know all of them.

SPEAKER_00 22:07

Fourfold.

SPEAKER_01 22:08

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:10

Um, I think that it's just different in in upbringing, honestly. That's just my thought.

SPEAKER_01 22:16

Okay. So if I notice that, and and it doesn't really matter now, like I said, with like us and like with Carrie and like Alyssa, Jess, not as much Jess, but because I haven't known her as long as everybody else, but like those three relationships, that doesn't really it doesn't nothing makes it.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 22:40

Right, right. Because I I know they've got stuff going on, whatever. So, um, but if it's like a newer type of relationship, I just write that person off.

SPEAKER_00 22:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:50

Just that quick.

SPEAKER_00 22:51

I I I I don't have the time.

SPEAKER_01 22:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:53

I I mean sometimes I don't even have the time to even interact.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

Did something happen?

SPEAKER_01 22:58

No, I'm just it was it was in a list, not and piqued my curiosity.

unknown 23:03

Nothing.

SPEAKER_01 23:04

I thought I was gonna get some tea. There's no tea to have. If you need tea, watch Bravo.

SPEAKER_00 23:09

No! I'm not doing it, damn it!

SPEAKER_01 23:11

There's a lot. Is there a whatever?

SPEAKER_00 23:14

I'm too busy watching documentaries, okay? Of like, I just watched the Phil Spector Homicide New Year. That's what I that was the other one that I forgot. We I want to watch, we need to watch by next show. The plastic uh shit on Netflix. I want you to watch it. The plastic shit. Huh? Uh it's the um I can't remember the name. Anyway, it's about all the plastic we use in our life and how it's like silently killing us. But I want us both to watch it and then come back and talk about it. Because I want to know how much shit you're throwing away out of your fucking kitchen. It's a big thing, it's a big thing on social media. It's a big thing on social media right now. We're gonna watch this show in the next seven days. You watch it on your own time, I'll watch it on my own time, and we'll come back next week and we will.

SPEAKER_01 24:08

Or should we just watch it together?

SPEAKER_00 24:09

David, what when do we have time to sit if we don't? Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 24:14

That would be fun to watch something. Could let everybody watch us watch it.

SPEAKER_00 24:19

David, it wouldn't be fun.

SPEAKER_01 24:22

No.

SPEAKER_00 24:22

Well then why are we watching it? It's it's a it's a research documentary type thing about I need two weeks to be able to do that. No, you'll be fine. It's only like an hour, hour and a half. Miss one Bravo show. But I want I want to I want you to know. You've lost your mind. I want your opinion on it because I have thought about this for a very, very long time of how much plastic we're ingesting.

SPEAKER_01 24:47

Ingesting Okay. It's it's I guess I'll have to watch because I mean I don't really have plastic in my kitchen.

SPEAKER_00 24:55

Bullshit. K cups, all the plastic you use, cutting boards, um, your nonstick Teflon pants. It's everything.

SPEAKER_01 25:05

Okay, okay, so it's not just like everywhere. It's not just like Tupperware.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

No, tupperwares.

SPEAKER_01 25:11

It's like mineral glass.

SPEAKER_00 25:12

Yeah, well, I've now moved to glass over the last couple of years, but it's like everywhere. So we're gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_01 25:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:20

And then we're gonna talk about it. It's gonna be one of those.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

We're gonna wonder how we're living.

SPEAKER_00 25:25

Yes. Yes. Because they're linking a lot of this stuff, not that we care about fertility, but they're linking a lot of stuff to fuck them kids. To like infertility of like people that are our age or a little bit younger, a little bit older.

SPEAKER_01 25:40

That are having issues.

SPEAKER_00 25:41

That are having issues. And so Okay. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna be doctors next week. Oh yeah. We're not wearing lab coats though. No, God no. Maybe black ones.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

Yeah. Okay. I guess I'm gonna it's on Netflix. And it's called plastics.

SPEAKER_00 25:57

It's called something. I'll send you the it's plastics something. Okay, it's a lot of things. The plastic diary or something. I don't know. Send me the. I'll send you the yes, I'll have to do that.

SPEAKER_01 26:07

Yeah, I'll look it up.

SPEAKER_00 26:10

Oh! It was David's birthday! Yes, David had a lovely birthday.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

He did.

SPEAKER_00 26:16

I think he did. Um We met up for dinner with your dad and your brother.

SPEAKER_01 26:20

Yep. It was good. We had good food.

SPEAKER_00 26:23

Um I think it was a wonderful time.

SPEAKER_01 26:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:25

We talked about we talked a lot of shit to each other. We did.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

Which, I mean, that's always the fun.

SPEAKER_00 26:31

Well, right, right. And for anybody wearing Crocs.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

Yeah, don't do that. Yeah. In our presence.

SPEAKER_00 26:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:37

Shannon.

SPEAKER_00 26:39

And others. I don't care if you could put it in sport mode or not. Four-wheel drive or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

I mean, I don't need sport mode on these. I just clutch my toes and they're not coming on.

SPEAKER_00 26:50

Or you just kicked them off and run. I've seen you do that before. I've done that. But anyway, that's that's all. You're 45 now. You old son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

Okay, you're about to be 44.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

You got a couple months. I got six months. You're like almost a whole year and a half older than I mean.

SPEAKER_02 27:10

Older than this.

SPEAKER_00 27:13

I heard that.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:14

Where which way did it travel?

SPEAKER_02 27:16

Fuck, I don't know. And just and I I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 27:21

Alright, guys. Well, we're happy to be back. We're gonna watch the plastics documentary. Yeah, we'll let you know how that goes. And then we'll talk about it because I have a feeling I need to purge a lot of things. Like a lot of things.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

Well, I mean, there's some non-negotiables that are just gonna have to kill me.

unknown 27:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 27:41

Sounds like.

SPEAKER_00 27:42

Alright. Well, y'all have a great week. We'll see you next week.

SPEAKER_01 27:45

Peace out.